Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

On the Rag

Why is it so freaking hard to find a decent towel to wipe down a table with? Is it that difficult to have towels around? Are towels so fucking valuable …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2009
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Danger: Broken Heart Ahead

So you know, I actually pretty much like my job these days. Of course it does help that I only work two days a week so it makes it a …
The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2009
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Lemons Are Dirty, Dirty Things

I was at work the other day about to put a lemon wedge onto the glass of someones Diet Coke when I accidentally dropped it and watched the lemon fall …
The Bitchy Waiter December 12, 2009
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Senior Citizens Make Me Nervous

There must have been a 50% off coupon for my club mailed to all AARP members this week because my whole station smelled like old people yesterday. You know the …
The Bitchy Waiter December 8, 2009
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Paging Dr. Waiter, Come Right Away

Does anyone have to deal with “on-call shifts” at their job? If you are a nurse working the ER or a doctor, sure. Then it’s important to have that on-call …
The Bitchy Waiter December 1, 2009
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Oh, My Nose!

Y’all, I only have one more Thanksgiving post and then I promise I am finished. Thanksgiving was four days ago and by now we are all sick of turkey sandwiches, …
The Bitchy Waiter November 30, 2009
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