Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Manners Matter!

I get a lot of comments and flack from people who question my bitchy ways and ask me why I keep this job if it’s so fucking miserable and demeaning. …
The Bitchy Waiter January 30, 2010
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Behold: It Is Monica

Toll the bells and alert the news media, because the first true bitch of 2010 has made her presence known. Climb the highest mountaintop and cry out her name because …
The Bitchy Waiter January 26, 2010
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Beware of Flying Shrimp

Okay, okay, I promise this is my last post about what I ate while in Texas, but whenever I eat out at a restaurant, I seem to notice everything and …
The Bitchy Waiter January 25, 2010
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Eat More Chicken

My obligatory vacation (A.K.A obli-cation) is still on my mind and since all I did while there was eat out, why not write some more about it? Living in New …
The Bitchy Waiter January 23, 2010
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The Sin is Heavy on My Soul

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been about a million fucking years since my last confession, but while I was in Texas I did something I am completely …
The Bitchy Waiter January 21, 2010
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Deep in the Heart of Texas

My vacation is over and I am back home safely ensconced in my tomb of comfort in New York City. I spent the last eleven days in Texas where the …
The Bitchy Waiter January 20, 2010
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