Waiter, There’s a Spot on My Glass
Have you ever had a table ask for a mug of hot water and then when you bring it to them, they use it to sterilize their forks and knives …
January 29, 2010
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
January 29, 2010
Pizza Delivery Guy Meets a Meat Lover
So someone sent me this news article a while back and it really got my panties in a twist. As if I ever wear panties. Apparently, a Pizza Hut delivery …
January 27, 2010
Behold: It Is Monica
Toll the bells and alert the news media, because the first true bitch of 2010 has made her presence known. Climb the highest mountaintop and cry out her name because …
January 26, 2010
Beware of Flying Shrimp
Okay, okay, I promise this is my last post about what I ate while in Texas, but whenever I eat out at a restaurant, I seem to notice everything and …
January 25, 2010
Eat More Chicken
My obligatory vacation (A.K.A obli-cation) is still on my mind and since all I did while there was eat out, why not write some more about it? Living in New …
January 23, 2010
The Sin is Heavy on My Soul
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been about a million fucking years since my last confession, but while I was in Texas I did something I am completely …
January 21, 2010
Deep in the Heart of Texas
My vacation is over and I am back home safely ensconced in my tomb of comfort in New York City. I spent the last eleven days in Texas where the …
January 20, 2010
The New York Times is Always Right?
When this list of things that a server should never do came out in the New York Times, it generated a lot of comments. You know I had to put …
January 18, 2010
Lost and Found
This list could go on and on and on. Over the years I have been amazed at what people will leave behind when they are done eating at a restaurant. …
January 17, 2010