Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Bite Me

By now, you may now be sick of reading this shit that you can just read in the archives anyway, but my ass is still in the South dealing with …

Bennigan’s, Bend Again

Since this was originally posted, I have learned that this particular Bennigan’s has closed down. Pity, because it was such a joyous and inspirational company to work for… My ass, …

I Heart Marcia Brady

I had to re-post this one because it combined two of my favorite things of all time: the Brady Bunch and Paula Deen getting hit in the face.Oh, My Nose …

Beware: Cougar Ahead

Yes, I am still on vacation so you get to read this post about this lady who used to hit on me at VYNL. (You know VYNL? The restaurant that …

Where It All Began

I had to re-post about my very first job in a restaurant. It’s where this wonderful attitude all began. I am thinking about writing a book about all the jobs …

Romance, Romance

When this was originally posted, a lot of people didn’t like it. It was just me trying to be creative and shit and make it like a romance novel. I …

Waiter, There’s a Rat in My Soup

When I wrote this post back in the olden days of The Bitchy Waiter (like six months ago), Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were still together. And now, not so …

Hippo Farts

It’s always nice to re-post about passing gas. Passing gas once is fun, and doing it twice is even better. What Is That Smell??! Have you ever been in a …

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Seeing that I am taking a vacation for a eleven days and may or may not have time to write, I have decided to post some of my favorite postings …