Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

McDonald’s/Road Rage

Have we all seen this crazy fucking McDonald’s addict who loses her shit when she finds out she can’t get McNuggets? Supposebly, she was there before 10:30 in the morning …
The Bitchy Waiter August 16, 2010
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Dear Bitchy Waiter,I need your advice. I have just left my usual spot after receiving half-ass drinks all night from the bartender with the lovely face and ample bosom. After …
The Bitchy Waiter August 16, 2010
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Rise and Shine, Bitchy Waiter

Oh it’s so early for me to be up. How do people wake up at the crack of ass to serve breakfast? Not being a morning person (or afternoon person …
The Bitchy Waiter August 14, 2010
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Knit One, Pearl Two

I went out to dinner Thursday night for some much needed organic hamburger action and Berry Cosmos. I chowed down on that burger but used a fork and knife because …
The Bitchy Waiter August 13, 2010
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Foreigners Don’t Tip

Let me start out by apologizing to anyone who may be from Europe or some other country where it is not customary to tip your server. But some of you …
The Bitchy Waiter August 12, 2010
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My First Day Back Didn’t Suck

Last night was my first shift back to work and taking drinks to people in return for tips. Nine whole weeks have passed since I have handled any cocktail that …
The Bitchy Waiter August 11, 2010
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Am I Famous Yet?

Since I am currently a full-time actor (for one more day) and I was recognized the other day while buying ice cream on Main Street, I thought I would rehash …
The Bitchy Waiter August 7, 2010
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Bitchy Waiter Advice

Someone sent me a Facebook post asking for my advice about how to deal with a co-worker. That’s right. Someone was looking at me as their own personal Dear Abby. …
The Bitchy Waiter August 6, 2010
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