Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Bitchy Waiter Food Necklaces

As you know, I write. I also act. I serve food. I paint. A regular Renaissance Bitch, is what I am. The Bitchy Waiter now has an Etsy page where …
The Bitchy Waiter August 25, 2010
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The Seasons Turn

Today in New York City there is a definite feeling of fall floating in the air. The gray skies and drizzle accompanied with the cooler temperatures tells me that autumn …
The Bitchy Waiter August 24, 2010
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Dear Bitchy Waiter, Have you ever had a bus person or server steal your tips? What should I do? Signed, Anonymous Dear Anonymous,First, let me thank you for writing in. …
The Bitchy Waiter August 22, 2010
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I ♥ Veggies

I climbed into my bed of lettuce last night, wrapped myself in swaddling clothes made out of cabbage leaves and prepared to see how my last post about vegetarians fared …
The Bitchy Waiter August 21, 2010
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Vegetarians Confuse Me

I don’t get vegans. At all. I mean I understand what they are, I just can’t comprehend how they actually want to be one. Maybe its because I grew up …
The Bitchy Waiter August 20, 2010
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I Am Not an Animal, Part Two

I am not an animal. I may not be Brad Pitt, but I am not an animal. (If you have not seen me before, then I am in fact a …
The Bitchy Waiter August 19, 2010
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Frazzled But Happy Stay at Home Mom

Oh dear readers, maybe you read my last posts here or here, but I have just been so busy lately that there simply has not been time to write again. …
The Bitchy Waiter August 18, 2010
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A Response to “Foreigners Don’t Tip”

When I wrote about how many times foreigners don’t tip, I expected plenty of response from other waiters who were like, “no shit, Sherlock.” Sorry, foreigners, it’s true. A few …
The Bitchy Waiter August 17, 2010
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