Come and Knock on Our Door
Tuesday, March 15, 1977 Dear Diary,Tonight was so slow at work. I have got to get a new job. It’s bad enough that no one ever comes into the …
June 27, 2011
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 27, 2011
How to Drop a Tray
I don’t know if this is real or not, but who freakin’ cares? It’s brilliant. According to the original You Tube posting, “Joe Pantoliano, a.k.a. Joey Pants, (The Sopranos, The …
March 22, 2011
They Sang My Tweet!
There is this great Twitter-er out there called @wesingyourtweet. According to their website they are “a social experiment in music. A way to highlight tweets we love from people we …
March 12, 2011
High Maintenance Table #1
I had my first high maintenance table at my new job recently and you know I have to blog about it. When the group walked in, I was warned by …
March 11, 2011
Is Porky the Pig a Slut?
As I was walking my dog this morning, I was visually assaulted by an 18-wheeler cruising through my neighborhood. On it was a giant picture of a cartoon pig along …
March 10, 2011
Twiiter Followers Wanted
Since I am always looking for new followers on Twitter, Facebook and whatever else I think might propel this blog into the stratosphere of popularity, I recently signed up for …
March 10, 2011
I Dreamed a Dream
All servers have them: those horrible dreams where you are the only waiter in a giant restaurant. Your station goes as far as the eye can see and there is …
March 9, 2011
I Wanna Be Your Hero
A news article was sent to me praising the actions of a waiter in Atlanta, Georgia who saved the life of a man who was choking on a fucking quesadilla. …
March 8, 2011
Do NOT Leave Crap in My Station
This is a re-post with some added thoughts. I’m tired today so it’s totally half-assed. Sorry. I am moved to write because today some lady threw her baby into a …
March 7, 2011