Month: December 2016

This is the story of the man who did not know what he liked to drink. He’s a tall man who I have never seen before. His legs are like …

Happy Birthday, Beverly! We here at Applebee’s do a lot for birthdays! First of all, we gather the entire staff around your table so we can all give thanks that …

A holiday party in Dyersville, Iowa took a frightening turn when one employee shanked another employee with a candy cane that had been whittled down to a very dangerous weapon. …

In my continuing quest to find the most ridiculous complaints from restaurant customers, I have come across a real doozy of a grouse proving that some people seem to go …

Alright, when I make a mistake, I take ownership of it. It can be awkward and embarrassing, but it’s really the best way to handle a situation. One time I …

After about 525,600 people sent me this photo, I figured I needed to address it. Some asshole came up with a really fun game for him and his wife to …