The Little Girl Needs It Bad
This is the story of an adorable three-year old girl who came into my section and was unable to say her “r’s.” It got awkward. Dad arrives early at the …
December 30, 2014
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Year: 2014
December 30, 2014
Grinch Fires “Santa” Two Weeks Before Christmas
The Grinch who stole Christmas no longer has to be alone his cave with nothing to do but curse Whoville and wait for summer, because the Internet has found his …
December 18, 2014
10 Things Elf on the Shelf Would Need To Report About Me
It’s no big surprise that I don’t have kids although I can see the benefits to having them. There was a brief period that my husband and I thought about …
December 18, 2014
Mistletoe, Drones and TGI Friday’s Do Not Mix
Last week, a TGI Friday’s in Brooklyn launched what may be the dumbest idea in the history of holiday restaurant promotions. It’s called “Mobile Mistletoe” and it’s a remote-controlled drone …
December 15, 2014
The Worst Customer Ever Gets Even Worse!
Yesterday, I posted an article about noted zit stain, Ben Edelman who had a freaking conniption when he was overcharged by $4 when he ordered some Chinese food online. Since …
December 11, 2014
Smug Customer Overcharged $4 and Can’t Handle It
It seems that the Internet has introduced us to the newest asshole customer of the week and boy oh boy, he’s a real doozie. According to Boston.com, a man named …
December 10, 2014
Worst Moment of the Night Ever
That moment your table asks why their food is taking so long and you realize you never rang it in.
December 4, 2014
Clawing My Way To the Top (With Your Help)
Who would have thought that when I started this silly little blog six years ago that it would grow into what it has become today: a silly slightly larger blog. …
December 4, 2014
Man Feeds Olive Garden to Homeless: Humanitarian or Monster?
Have you seen the video that is going somewhat viral about the guy from Utah who used his Never Ending Pasta Pass from Olive Garden to commit random acts of …
December 2, 2014