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I Bring Food For My Kid Into Restaurants and I Don’t Care What You Think

An article on a website called She Knows has been brought to my attention and I feel it needs to be addressed. A few days ago, a writer sneezed while …

The Bitchy Waiter June 15, 2016

Donald Trump Goes Into an Applebee’s For His Birthday

The Applebee’s is rather slow today, but Sarah the waitress is hoping that things will turn around soon. She has a good station with two prime booths, but the nice …

The Bitchy Waiter June 14, 2016

Anthony Bourdain Has the Best Quote Ever

Anthony Bourdain has made a lot of wonderful comments over the years and most of the things he says are dipped in sarcasm, rolled in truth, fried in extra virgin …

The Bitchy Waiter June 9, 2016

10 Things Every Server Will 100% Experience This Summer

You will definitely have a customer tell you that it’s too cold in the dining room and they will ask you to turn off the A/C. Since you will have …

The Bitchy Waiter June 8, 2016

Prayers Are Needed for BWW’s Customer

Everyone please gather round and join hands, for we have a customer who is in desperate need of a prayer circle, y’all. A few days ago, a man by the …

The Bitchy Waiter June 7, 2016

News Flash: Restaurants Do Not Control the Weather on the Patio

Summer is here which means it’s time for every customer in the world to suddenly want to eat outside. Working at a restaurant that has a patio is fraught with …

The Bitchy Waiter June 2, 2016

This Woman Knows All About Dumps

When someone dislikes their experience at a restaurant, they have the option to either return to it or not. But sometimes, that’s not enough and they feel the need to …

The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2016

An Open Letter to The Christians Who Leave “Christian Stuff” For Tips

Dear Christians Who Tip Your Servers With Christian Stuff, Stop it. You’re giving your religion a bad name and there are enough people who do that already. If you go …

The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2016

What To Do When Children Are in Danger at the Zoo or Restaurant

By now, we have all heard about the tragic incident at the Cincinnati Zoo that resulted in a 17-year-old, 400-pound silverback gorilla named Harambe being shot and killed after a …

The Bitchy Waiter May 31, 2016

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