How To Make a Server Roll Their Eyes
If you are going out to eat and you have an intense need to see a restaurant worker do an Olympic caliber eye roll, there are a few things you …
July 16, 2016
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July 16, 2016
My Super-Secret Server Identity
Today’s guest post comes from Joey Rockenstein who wants to finally admit that he is a human being who makes mistakes. And by the way, all servers are human beings …
July 15, 2016
Complaining + Mosquito = Free Food
I am on vacation in Miami so if you hear of a sudden liquor shortage in Florida, now you know why. This post is from a reader named Jennifer who …
July 11, 2016
Guest Surveys Might Be the Most Evil Thing Amongst Us
As I continue to soak up the rays and soak up the rum in Miami, here is another guest post from reader Allan Christensen. Once again, someone sent me a …
July 9, 2016
Fast Food Worker Gets Quick Revenge
This is short and sweet, but it’s a gentle reminder to not fuck with the people who handle your food. Besides, if you want to be a dick to someone …
July 8, 2016
Trump Supporter Kicked Out of Mexican Restaurant
Once upon a time, a woman named Esther Levy decided that more than anything in the world, she wanted some enchiladas. She went to her closet and found the ugliest …
July 7, 2016
Yet Another Reason to Hate Children
I am at work attending to the needs of my customers when I see a woman and her young daughter being seated in my section. The girl is about 5-years …
July 6, 2016
Looking for Guest Bloggers ASAP
Attention, attention! I will be going on vacation next week meaning I will not have time to write new blog posts being too busy wandering the streets of South Beach …
July 4, 2016
This 1-Star Yep Review Gets Shredded By Restaurant Owner
Can we just stop for a second and bow down to the the man who wrote a brilliant response to a Yelp review? The man’s name is Ari Domnitz and …
July 3, 2016