Just Pay the Damn Check

You know, I don’t give a shit who pays for the fucking check. It does not matter to me (or any other waiter) who paid last, who owes whom, who’s …
The Bitchy Waiter August 19, 2009
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Soapy Water? No, it Isn’t

I hate to repeat my myself. I hate to repeat myself. But I hate dogs on the patio of my restaurant. But I hate dogs on the patio of my …
The Bitchy Waiter August 15, 2009
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Stroller Bitches From Hell

Yes, another posting about the Upper East Side women and their massive strollers and even more massive whore-like attitudes. And this time, I have photographic evidence of these mythical creatures …
The Bitchy Waiter August 15, 2009
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I hate desserts!!

The Murphy’s Law of food service is that the last table of the day is the one that will keep you there the longest. It never fails. It’s like the …
The Bitchy Waiter August 11, 2009
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No Dogs Allowed

Pets do not belong inside restaurants. They just don’t. Now if your pet was a roach, rat, mouse, ant or spider, then it would fit right in to most of …
The Bitchy Waiter August 10, 2009
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