Tip Me

The Bitchy Waiter is needing some tips. I wonder how much money one of those people makes who has the cardboard sign and sits by the subway. Their sign always …
The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2009
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Yo No Comprendo

I am about to pull my hair out because I am so over the job search, but I shan’t do that for my hair is far too gorgeous to pull …
The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2009
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Times is Hard, Sir

I got a job. A one day job. Although it did not involve food service, it did involve a huge helping of humiliation with a side of shame. As you …
The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2009
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Chew Chew Train

Looking for a new restaurant job sucks big hairy donkey balls covered in dingleberries. There, I said it. What especially sucks about it is that you have to expel all …
The Bitchy Waiter September 12, 2009
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The Second Interview…

So I went to the second interview for the big corporate restaurant yesterday. It was scheduled for 3:00 but I was at another restaurant at 2:40 waiting to meet with …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2009
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