The countdown begins…
So it’s been a while since I have blogged. Get over it. Here it is. I have had the good fortune to not wait tables for four weeks and surprisingly …
July 20, 2009
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July 20, 2009
Diaper (#2)
If you read the previous posts, you may recall that some bitch left a diaper at the table one day. An honest to goodness diaper rolled up in a wet …
June 1, 2009
A Sidewalk Does Not a Patio Make
Let me tell you about waiting tables on a patio: it sucks. My restaurant has a patio in the summer and people knock themselves over to get one of those …
May 31, 2009
What a bunch of Jugheads
Waiting on teenagers is right up there with waiting on French people and old ladies. You have to put forth a lot of effort and you get very little in …
May 30, 2009
What a cry baby!
As you may or may not know, I have absolutely no tolerance for children in my station. It’s not that I blame the children, because as a dear friend of …
May 29, 2009