The Penny Story
This story happened years and years ago, but it’s a goody. I was working in this tourist trap in Times Square in New York City where food was way overpriced …
July 22, 2009
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July 22, 2009
Deciding is hard (for stupid people, that is)
I hate when people ask me what to order for themselves. Can’t they tell by the blank expression on my face that I don’t give a shit that they are …
July 22, 2009
Pitch a tent, asswipe
In the restaurant world, there is something known as a camper. This is someone who stays at their table way too long and then keeps new customers from sitting there …
July 21, 2009
The countdown begins…
So it’s been a while since I have blogged. Get over it. Here it is. I have had the good fortune to not wait tables for four weeks and surprisingly …
July 20, 2009
Diaper (#2)
If you read the previous posts, you may recall that some bitch left a diaper at the table one day. An honest to goodness diaper rolled up in a wet …
June 1, 2009