Rooty Tooty Fresh and Bitchy

I can’t stand people who order cocktails and ask for a little extra liquor. And then when I give it to them, they act all surprised that I charged them …
The Bitchy Waiter September 3, 2009
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Kiss My Grits!!

I am dedicating this post to my favorite television waitress of all time. She is the brilliant and perfectly bitchy, but in a nice way, Florence Jean Castlebury. Better known …
The Bitchy Waiter September 2, 2009
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What Not to Wear

Uniforms are a pain in my ass. For most of my illustrious food service career, I have had to wear one. I suppose I don’t mind, because it makes it …
The Bitchy Waiter August 31, 2009
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The Other Side of the Menu

So I went to breakfast today at a restaurant and sat at a table and had someone wait on me. I would normally be doing the serving today, but my …
The Bitchy Waiter August 30, 2009
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NEW DOMAIN NAME

Bitchy Waiter is now THE Bitchy Waiter. That’s right. I am it. THE one. And even easier to find now at www.thebitchywaiter.com (shout out to Chris, holla!) So if you …
The Bitchy Waiter August 28, 2009
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