What Not to Wear

Uniforms are a pain in my ass. For most of my illustrious food service career, I have had to wear one. I suppose I don’t mind, because it makes it …

The Other Side of the Menu

So I went to breakfast today at a restaurant and sat at a table and had someone wait on me. I would normally be doing the serving today, but my …

NEW DOMAIN NAME

Bitchy Waiter is now THE Bitchy Waiter. That’s right. I am it. THE one. And even easier to find now at www.thebitchywaiter.com (shout out to Chris, holla!) So if you …

You Say Potato I Say Potato

Why do people go all nuts and balls over sweet potato fries? Sure, they may be a bit better for you than the lowly russet or Yukon gold, but they …