The Bitchy Waiter

Oh, dear customer. Dear, sweet customer who felt it was okay to snap your fingers at me all night and constantly expect me to be there for you whenever you …

Why do people go into a restaurant and insist upon bringing their own food? Do they not understand that the restaurant has food in it that is there for the …

Dear Lady at Table 16, No, we do not take American Express. I did not make that decision so why don’t you just keep the attitude to yourself. Although I …

Please, can we all hold hands and send out some positive thoughts to all those servers who will be working their asses off at IHOP on Tuesday July 7th? That …