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“Waitresses Are Too Stupid To Work a Cash Register”

Very often, people ask me why I choose to wait tables when there are so many other options out in the world. I figure since Broadway star hasn’t happened for …

The Bitchy Waiter December 11, 2015

Miracles Happen and One Happened in my Restaurant

‘Tis the season for miracles. In this day and age, it may be hard to believe in them, but we have to open our hearts in order to see the …

The Bitchy Waiter December 10, 2015

Only Cowards Leave a Card Like This for Their Server

As the national debate about eliminating tipping in restaurants reaches a fevered pitch, there are some people who feel the need to stiff their servers in order to prove a …

The Bitchy Waiter December 7, 2015

FOUND: Worst McDonald’s Customer in the World

I have never worked at McDonald’s but I can imagine being employed there is more difficult than dealing with a 17-top of Red Hat Ladies during the Early Bird Special …

The Bitchy Waiter December 5, 2015

This Is the Holiday Song You Want to Hear

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, y’all. It’s the holiday season where the commercialism of the holidays overtakes us and we are all under pressure to either buy …

The Bitchy Waiter December 4, 2015

My Brush With Dolly Parton

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More Exciting News About “We’re So Dead”

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We’re So Dead Movie UPDATE!

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