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Your Server DOES Have a Name. You Know That, Right?

Dear Customer, I have a name. I may not give it to you every time you sit in my section and I may not wear a name tag that tells …
The Bitchy Waiter June 27, 2015
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10 Things Children Do in Restaurants That Slowly Kill the Souls of Their Servers

1. They leave Cheerios all over the damn place. 2. They try to order for themselves even though they can’t read a menu and they don’t like to talk to …
The Bitchy Waiter June 27, 2015
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This is Officially the Dumbest Restaurant Contest Ever

As if babies aren’t annoying enough, a restaurant now wants someone to name their offspring Quinoa so I can have yet another reason to think babies are disgusting. BJ’s Restaurant …
The Bitchy Waiter June 25, 2015
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ATTN Women: Your Waitress Is Not Trying To Steal Your Boyfriend

Very often, I hear stories from waitresses who were stiffed because a woman at the table thought that the waitress was trying to make the moves on the man at …
The Bitchy Waiter June 18, 2015
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Man Almost Eats Bug at Red Robin; Barely Survives

As I am wont to do sometimes, I was trolling through the Facebook pages of major restaurant chains earlier this week. I came across a couple of posts from complaining …
The Bitchy Waiter June 16, 2015
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