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Here’s Why You Should Tip Extra at IHOP on July 7

Please, can we all hold hands and send out some positive thoughts to all those servers who will be working their asses off at IHOP on Tuesday July 7th? That …
The Bitchy Waiter July 6, 2015
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The Worst Thing Ever to Happen In a Scotland Restaurant

I don’t know anything about Dundee Scotland, but it must have been a slow news week there for this story to make it into their news media. Staff writer Stefan …
The Bitchy Waiter July 3, 2015
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Don’t Like a Service Dog in the Restaurant? Too Damn Bad.

Dear Bitchy Waiter, Just out of curiosity – what should be done when someone brings a service dog in and someone else is allergic or afraid? -Juliet Dear Juliet, There …
The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2015
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Customer of the Day

The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2015
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The One Thing Parents Need To Do With Their Kids in Restaurants:

The blog post I am about to write is not my first one about children and we all know it will certainly not be my last one unless destiny reaches …
The Bitchy Waiter June 29, 2015
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