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9 Signs That You’re the Kind of Server Customers Find Annoying AF

You crouch down beside the table when you take the order. When someone has cleaned their plate you say something goofy like, “Gosh, we won’t even have to send …

The Bitchy Waiter January 28, 2016

Over 35 and Still Waiting Tables? Cosmo Doesn’t Like That

I cannot be certain, but I think Cosmo magazine just insulted people who wait tables over the age of 35. In an article called “15 People Share the Most Important …

The Bitchy Waiter January 27, 2016

It’s Not My Job to Charge Your Phone

Dear Customer, I don’t care about your technology issues. They do not affect me. Please do not ask me if we have an electrical outlet somewhere that you can charge …

The Bitchy Waiter January 22, 2016

Another 1-Star Yelp Reviewer Gets Her Ass Handed on a Platter

When can we officially call something a trend? When it keeps happening over and over again and people are still enjoying it? I suppose so and that seems to be …

The Bitchy Waiter January 20, 2016

How to Get Something (My Book) for Free!

Everybody wants something for free, right? Of course we do. If you need proof, just hop on over to the Olive Garden Facebook page and look at how many people …

The Bitchy Waiter January 18, 2016

My Brush With Dolly Parton

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More Exciting News About “We’re So Dead”

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We’re So Dead Movie UPDATE!

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