The Bitchy Waiter

  You never, ever go into a restaurant to eat 15 minutes before they close. You don’t just randomly pull tables together without asking a server or hostess first. A …

If ever I don’t have something to write about, all I need to do is look at the Facebook page of a chain restaurant and something there will ignite my …

2016 continues to be the year that restaurant owners are making Yelp their bitch. It’s almost like owners across the country have collectively agreed to stand up to the Yelpers …

  You crouch down beside the table when you take the order. When someone has cleaned their plate you say something goofy like, “Gosh, we won’t even have to send …