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This Might be the Worst Customer of 2015

As 2015 gasps for its last wheezing breath, we have one more entry for Asshole Customer of the Year. We don’t have a lot of details about it, but thankfully, …
The Bitchy Waiter December 28, 2015
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This Elf on the Shelf Knows What You Are Doing at Work

Hey, everybody. My name is Spunk and I’m am Elf on the Shelf. You’re probably thinking that Spunk is short for Spunky since I’m so full of energy and such …
The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2015
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This Customer Does Not Know How Restaurants Work

Ahh, Facebook. It’s that wonderful place where people spout out their opinions without a care or concern as to whether it makes any sense or not. A woman named Colleen …
The Bitchy Waiter December 19, 2015
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This Might Be The Most Clueless Customer Ever to Eat At Olive Garden

Eating out is hard, y’all. There are so many questions and rules to remember when you dine in a restaurant and no place is more confusing than eating at Olive …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2015
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“Waitresses Are Too Stupid To Work a Cash Register”

Very often, people ask me why I choose to wait tables when there are so many other options out in the world. I figure since Broadway star hasn’t happened for …
The Bitchy Waiter December 11, 2015
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