Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Dumb Ass at Table Four

We all hate customers who forget to leave their signed credit card slip thereby ensuring that we don’t get a tip. It’s annoying and I am not 100% certain that …
The Bitchy Waiter August 18, 2011
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Swimmin’ Pools, Movie Stars

The flight from New York to Los Angeles is a long one even under the best of circumstances. Normally, I am one of the few people who can actually enjoy …
The Bitchy Waiter August 16, 2011
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I Am Not a Morning Person

I am up at the ass crack of dawn today. If there were roosters in New York City, they would be cock-a-doodle-dooing right now. Instead, the rats are looking at …
The Bitchy Waiter August 14, 2011
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If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It

Do you know what a platitude is? According to the final and foremost authority on everything in the world, Wikipedia, a platitude is “a trite, meaningless, biased, or prosaic statement …
The Bitchy Waiter August 9, 2011
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Happy Birthday, Lucy

I love Lucy. Today would have been her 100th birthday and it’s pretty amazing that she can still make people laugh even though we have all seen the clips a …
The Bitchy Waiter August 6, 2011
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Children: Stay Out of Restaurants, Please

A restaurant owner in Monroeville, Pennsylvania has come to a realization: that there are plenty of people who will flock to a restaurant if there is a guarantee there will …
The Bitchy Waiter August 4, 2011
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