Men Don’t Make Passes at Men Who Wear Glasses
Oh, there was a time when my eyes didn’t fail me. There was a time when I had 20/20 vision and it was as clear as Barbara Walters and Hugh …
September 14, 2013
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September 14, 2013
Entitled Parent Story #246 or Attack of the Stroller People
Something went down in San Francisco. It involved a restaurant, a stroller and a some parents who wrote the word “entitled” on a piece of paper and then rolled it …
September 12, 2013
Waiter Fired for a Walk-Out. Or Was He?
Thank you to everyone who alerted me to a story that is going down in Myrtle Beach. According to a most excellent website called If You Can’t Afford to Tip, …
September 11, 2013
The Lamb, The Bitch and the Chambord
The scheduling Gods smiled down on me last week and granted me a Saturday off. When the schedule first appeared, I gave it a cursory glance expecting to see my …
September 9, 2013
Do Not Ask Your Server This Question
The number one most hated question I ever have to try to find an answer to was asked not once, but twice last night. When I approach a table and …
September 6, 2013
Three Kids, One Side
Before I write this post I must thank two beings. The first is Emily who alerted me to the most annoying woman in the world and the second is God …
September 5, 2013
How To Enjoy Being in a Party of 25
Having been a waiter since the dawn of time, it is very difficult for me to go into a restaurant and completely enjoy myself. Too often, I am watching to …
September 4, 2013
10 Things My Manager Never Told Me
This summer has been a tough one for this old waiter. Lots of things went down, both planned and non-planned, that required me to take a lot of days off …
September 3, 2013
A Comment on Comments, the Michael Cera Edition
Wow. Yesterday’s post about Michael Cera got a lot of traffic and lots of comments. So many, in fact, that I feel I must write a Comment on Comments piece. …
August 30, 2013