Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Dear Lãdyîî, First of all, congratulations on your one year anniversary of wedded bliss. We here at Applebee’s love celebrating noteworthy life events and wedding anniversaries are on the top …

If you ever wanted to read a restaurant review written by one of the most selfish, uncaring, self-centered customers ever, here it is. This week on Facebook, server Garrick Robert …

I had no plans to blog today, but sometimes something falls right into my apron just like a piece of ice does every once in a while and I am …

As servers, we are responsible for a lot of different things. It isn’t just bringing out a freakin’ hamburger and wiping down tables that we have to worry about, we …

Once upon a time in Tuscaloosa, Alabama there were two men who loved each other very, very much. One of them may or may not have worked at a restaurant …

Six years ago, I wrote a blog post about Yanna Avis, a rich Manhattan socialite who fancies herself an exotic, international, smoky, chanteuse. She treated me like dirt and I …