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This Is How To Make Sure Your Server Hates You

For most servers, it’s not difficult to look deep inside our bodies to find a pool of revulsion and disgust for our customers. Even the most friendly of servers have …

The Bitchy Waiter May 2, 2019

If You Need to Write a Note Like This To Your Server, Stay at Home

We in the food and beverage industry have an inherent desire to please our customers. Some of us are eager to satisfy the needs of our customers because it fills …

The Bitchy Waiter April 18, 2019

Man’s Heart is Broken Over Loss of Olive Garden Dish

In today’s crazy world, there are plenty of reasons to be sad. Your sadness may derive from the knowledge that the polar ice caps are slowly melting and therefore changing …

The Bitchy Waiter April 2, 2019

Bitchy Waiter + Guy Fieri = a Match Made in Heaven!

Over the years, I have poked fun at a lot of people, including myself. Vey rarely has it come back to bite me in the ass because most people are …

The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2019

I Just Found the Stupidest Customer Request EVER

We in the restaurant business are used to ridiculous requests from customers: “Can I sit on the patio? But I don’t want there to be any sunlight, wind, or bugs.” …

The Bitchy Waiter March 26, 2019

Waitress Attacked By Ranch Dressing- Caught on Tape

A restaurant worker saw her worst fear come true this week when she dropped about a million gallons of Ranch dressing and ended up wearing it. Of course the video …

The Bitchy Waiter March 21, 2019

One Time, When I Worked at Bennigan’s…

I love my Mammaw Lillian. I don’t necessarily love being 22-years old and living with her in a suburb of Houston, but this is the path I am on. In …

The Bitchy Waiter March 14, 2019

Restaurant Owner Takes Entire Staff to Disney World

This blog is rife with examples of poor restaurant managers, horrible bosses and customers so awful that I wouldn’t waste my piss on them even if they were on fire …

The Bitchy Waiter March 7, 2019

Free Shrimp at Red Lobster is Happening

Red Lobster is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year and CEO Kim Lopdrup has announced huge plans for this last weekend of February: FREE SHRIMP! From February 29-31 each of …

The Bitchy Waiter February 28, 2019

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