Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Don’t Make Me Dig Through the Garbage

It has come to my attention that far too many people are leaving their retainers, aligners, false teeth and any number of dental items carelessly wrapped in napkins on restaurant …
The Bitchy Waiter January 2, 2020
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Server Tells Boss Exactly How She Feels

There isn’t one person who is reading this blog right now who hasn’t dreamed of quitting their job in some kind of epic fashion. Last year, a Walmart employee quit …
The Bitchy Waiter December 19, 2019
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How To F*ck With a Phisher

As anyone who reads this blog knows, I can be a little bit of a bitch. Even if you’ve never read this blog, the title alone should be a good …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2019
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Allergic to Too Much

Hostess: Thank you for calling Doug’s Donuts Diner, can I help you? Man: Yeah, I’d like to make a reservation for two this Friday night. Hostess: Absolutely, sir. It would …
The Bitchy Waiter December 2, 2019
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Tucker Carlson Asked to Leave Applebee’s

FOX News personality Tucker Carlson and his wife Janice were caught by the paparazzi earlier this week slipping out of an Alexandria, Virginia Applebee’s after allegedly taking advantage of a …
The Bitchy Waiter November 6, 2019
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