I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

5 thoughts on “Don’t Touch Your Server, People

  1. Once I was discussing the specials with a table when a woman seated at a table behind me suddenly reached around me and plunged her hand into my apron (which contained not only my tips, but all the $$ from my shift. It turns out she wanted to borrow my pen! She’s lucky she didn’t get an elbow to the eye. When I brought her check, I was VERY tempted to just start rooting around in her purse for her credit card to show her how it felt. One of the few times I went ballistic on a customer.

    1. She would have deserved that elbow to the eye! ‘May I borrow your pen?’ would have worked better. Amazingly rude and presumptuous.

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