Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Did you hear the pealing of the bells? Did you see the double rainbow form over New York State yesterday? Did you feel the change? Did you taste the cheap …

Last week I wrote a little something based on the questions that Google predicted I was typing in when I did a search about waiters. I was surprised at what …

Dear Martha, the Patron Saint of Restaurants, please give me strength today as I wait tables on this fourteenth day of February, the most amateurish day of all right after …

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young woman named Svetlana. She had jet black hair and huge dark eyes that peered right into a person’s soul. She came …

Being a server is not easy. We all know that. And if you have ever had the (dis)pleasure of working someplace that is always crowded with throngs of people milling …

Local TV news station, WHIO in Dayton, Ohio is stirring the pot by asking their viewers to contact them if they have ever filed a complaint against a restaurant. Why? …