That bitch…
If you are unlike me and able to recall events that happened more than two or three days ago, you might remember a silly little incident a few weeks ago when I called Megan a “special little snowflake” because she had a business card with all of her allergies printed out on it. She gave the card to her server, her server took a picture of it, he sent it to me and then I made fun of her. It’s what I do. Well, it pissed off a lot of people, especially one woman named Gina who told me to fuck off and sent me highly inappropriate photos of her near naked children whose skin was blistering with peanut allergies. Gina threatened revenge and promised to expose me. For days, I waited to see what her plan would be. What could she possibly do that would get even with me for sharing a meme on Facebook?
After a few days, her plan became apparent and I have to admit it was good. It sounded like something I would do. I never bothered to write a blog post about it because I had already beaten that topic to death, but when I went to do a live recording of the podcast Tell the Bartender, I decided to share the story there. If you want to hear what that fucking bitch did to me (like anybody even cares…) you can listen to the podcast by clicking the link below. The other guest on that show was Broadway superstar Norm Lewis. And it turns out that he too has waited tables!
Tell the Bartender, Episode 54: LIVE With Norm Lewis and The Bitchy Waiter
The Bitchy Waiter, Katharine Heller and Norm Lewis
Sharon
I am sorry, but when I saw the photo of the BEAUTIFUL creation of God that is Norm Lewis, I could not think of anything else for about an hour.
I want your life.
Danielle
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Henry
How do you find 20 forums to sign up for without verifying the account through email? Maybe one or two, but most forums I ever signed up for required you to go to your email and verify that you signed up and even enter codes…
And even if you got signed up, teach your email that mail from those forums is spam. Not an inconvenience at all.
Mangler
So, given that it likely took vagina much longer to do that to you than it took you to undo it … she’s still stupid and failed at her attempt to punish you.
matk
That’s it? Not worth listening to. 2/10
The Bitchy Waiter
I’m sorry you were so disappointed. It weighs heavily upon me and I only hope that someday I can let this feeling of sadness go.
Geoff Burkman
BW’s story starts around 33 min.
Heather
Aww come on Bitchy just tell us
Anonymous
Seriously…. Pretty please with vodka on top?