Saying Goodbye to a Regular
Today I raise a glass to Naomi. She has been sitting in my section ever since I started at my restaurant almost seven years ago. In the beginning, I found …
January 12, 2018
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January 12, 2018
Servers Fired Via a Note From a Cowardly Manager
If you have worked in a restaurant for a long period of time, there is a real good chance that either you or someone you know has been “let go” …
January 11, 2018
Vegetarian Was Accidentally Served Chicken and Wants Written Apology
A woman went to Chili’s last week and had the worst experience of her life. Seriously, out of everything that has happened to her, the most horrific thing occurred at …
January 10, 2018
The One Joke We Don’t Need to Hear Again This Winter
Most of the country is in a deep freeze and everyone is colder than a witch’s tit.(Incidentally, a witch’s tit is pretty darn cold. If you don’t believe me, you …
January 6, 2018
Trump Puts a Lemon in the Water. The Good. The Bad. The Ugly.
This post was written by attorney Drew N. Herrmann who wants to help us understand the proposed changes to our tips. This is is website if you’d like more information. …
January 5, 2018
Man Gives Cheesecake Factory One Star Because of Gay People
It’s day three of the new year and my plan was to try to be more of thoughtful, caring soul in 2018. Then I looked at the name of my …
January 3, 2018
The Last A**hole Child of the Year
It’s the last day of 2017 and we have discovered our final asshole child of the year: Annabelle. It appears that Annabelle likes two things. She likes hockey and she …
December 31, 2017
The Grinch Who Wanted To Eat At Applebee’s on Christmas
I have a storied past with Applebee’s and they are very often the brunt of jokes. However, when it comes to this blog, nine times out of ten I am …
December 29, 2017
The Worst To-Go Order of 2017
With 2017 about to inhale its last breath and sputter into a distant memory, it’s difficult to think of the one thing that sucked the most out of this year. …
December 27, 2017