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A Comment on Comments; the Chili’s Edition

Being the Bitchy Waiter isn’t all peaches and cream. Sure, it’s fun being recognized on the street once every six to nine months. And who doesn’t want to experience the …

The Bitchy Waiter November 29, 2017

Applebee’s Servers are Bracing for $1 Long Island Iced Teas in December

This is not a drill. I repeat: this is not a drill. Applebee’s, after the fresh hell of serving $1 margaritas for the month of October, will be torturing their …

The Bitchy Waiter November 29, 2017

Is Chili’s This Desperate for Customers??

In the cutthroat world of restaurant chains, each company is struggling to keep pace ahead of its competitors by offering various promotions intended to bring in traffic. With Olive Garden …

The Bitchy Waiter November 28, 2017

One Click Can Help a Friend of Mine

This blog post has very little (okay, nothing…) to do with waiting tables, but I am writing it anyway because I want to ask you all to do me a …

The Bitchy Waiter November 24, 2017

A Couple is Naming Their Daughter After Olive Garden

It’s the day after Thanksgiving and if you are still looking for something to be thankful for, you can at least be grateful that your parents didn’t name you after …

The Bitchy Waiter November 23, 2017

We All Have Something to Be Thankful For

On this day before Thanksgiving, I want us all to think of something to be thankful for. Even if you think you don’t have anything to be thankful for, I …

The Bitchy Waiter November 22, 2017

Man Damages His Car and Blames Cracker Barrel

In customers’ never-ending quests to be absolved of all personal responsibility as soon as they set foot on the property of a restaurant, we have a new candidate for king …

The Bitchy Waiter November 20, 2017

This Restaurant Needs Our Help on Yelp!

It has come to my attention that a restaurant needs our help after needlessly being bashed on Yelp with undeserving 1-star reviews. Since Yelp is a big pile of steaming …

The Bitchy Waiter November 18, 2017

My Three Days in Facebook Jail

After three long and torturous days away from Facebook, I have my voice again. On Monday at 4:00 PM, I received an email from Facebook telling me that I had …

The Bitchy Waiter November 15, 2017

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