Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Please Help the Needy (I Need Vodka)

The weather out side is frightful, but he fire is so delightful. And since you’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Just kidding. …
The Bitchy Waiter December 5, 2010
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Liz Lemon Wants Me To Be Her Friend

Today is one of those rare days that I don’t have to call myself a waiter because I am actually on a television set working as an actor. Uh huh. …
The Bitchy Waiter December 3, 2010
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Cloudy With a Chance of What the Fuck

We as waiters are used to odd requests from our guests who expect us to appease them in the name of good service. People seem to have no problem asking …
The Bitchy Waiter December 3, 2010
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Cash, Credit or Scamming?

We have all had people who have tried to skip out on their check and the occasional walk out who actually succeeds at getting a meal without paying for it. …
The Bitchy Waiter December 1, 2010
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A Comment on Comments

Okay. This is the last I will focus any attention on this matter of being let go from the “new job” and Whistleblower Penelope. She left her final comment (so …
The Bitchy Waiter November 30, 2010
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I Have Been Fired

A couple of weeks ago, there was some drama here when someone named Penelope threatened to out this blog to my managers and get me fired. Why Penelope would want …
The Bitchy Waiter November 29, 2010
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Grumpy Dessert Lady

As you know, I am a warm, caring, open-minded, genuine person who only wants the best for people and strives to make others happy. (Did you just see that lightening …
The Bitchy Waiter November 28, 2010
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Frazzled But Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

Seeing that it is Saturday, and no one reads this shit on the weekend, I shall continue with the adventures of The Frazzled but Happy Stay-at-Home Mom: Oh my goodness …
The Bitchy Waiter November 27, 2010
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