ho ho ho
Ah, December is here! The air is crisp and holiday decorations are popping up everywhere. The bruises you got from Black Friday shopping have just about healed and your sick to death of turkey. It’s that time of year when carolers roam the streets screeching out tired-ass Christmas songs hoping for some damn figgy pudding and I sit in front of my computer screeching out tired-ass Christmas songs hoping for some more Facebook likes and YouTube views.
This year’s song is called “Children, the Snot-Nosed Assholes” and although, Rudolph may take offense, I hope none of you do. Sure, it’s not very holiday-like to call a child an asshole, but when I recorded this song, I had had a couple of glasses of egg nog and things happen. Please do enjoy this lovely version of “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” and if you think I am an asshole for saying some of the things that you will hear in this song, please remember that I am the Bitchy Waiter. It’s what I do.
Happy Holidays!
“It’s Christmas Eve. Get Out.”
“12 Days of Bitchy Christmas”
“My (Least) Favorite Things”
Paulina
Hilarious!
Jenn
With every blog I read, and every video I watch, I love you that much more!
Justin
The kids in my section don’t bother me that much (usually). That being said, if I go out for dinner, I will do my best to make sure that my kids are taken care of (’cause I’m one of those, you know, responsible parents that won’t just let the kid wreak havoc in a restaurant, and that can be a very trying job).
Haruka
Great job! 😀 Wishing you a childfree Christmas!