October 2014 - The Bitchy Waiter

The Scariest Thing You Will Read This Halloween

Imagine, if you will, a house of horrors filled with the most unthinkable things imaginable. (Okay, that was a total oxymoron, because if you can imagine them, then they are …

The Bitchy Waiter October 30, 2014

Family Sues Denny’s For Hot Coffee Spill, Makes Bank

If you’re looking for a way to earn some quick cash, there are a few options: you can go through your closets and find some old electronics to sell on …

The Bitchy Waiter October 28, 2014

Jesus is Nacho Husband

According to news reports, a woman in Oklahoma didn’t want to pay for food and drinks at a local restauant and told the manager that her husband would come in …

The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2014

History Lesson: in 1918 a Waiter Poisoned Over 100 Customers

June 22,1918 Dear Diary, What a day I had today. First off, let me say this: I did not mean to poison anybody, alright? It was an accident and I …

The Bitchy Waiter October 23, 2014

Openers Versus Closers (Yeah, I’m Pissed)

Is there any relationship that is more tenuous than that of the people who close the restaurant and the people who open it? It’s a fine line from one to …

The Bitchy Waiter October 22, 2014

If You Read One Thing Today, Let It Be This (RIP, Sophia)

Some days, I sit at my computer and struggle as I try to think of something to write about for this blog. Complaining about annoying customers is always an option …

The Bitchy Waiter October 21, 2014

It’s Official: Fecal-Covered Tip Really Stinks

Well, here’s some news that will make you want to slather your body in Purell and then crawl into a big Ziplock baggie the next time you go to work. …

The Bitchy Waiter October 16, 2014

Meanest Customer In the History of Serving

I do not condone violence, for I am a lover, not a fighter. The last time I went to fisticuffs was in the fifth grade when I met Gabriel Chapa …

The Bitchy Waiter October 15, 2014

Servers DO Have Names, You Know

Dear Customer, I have a name. I may not give it to you every time you sit in my section and I may not wear a name tag that tells …

The Bitchy Waiter October 9, 2014

Month: October 2014