Gay Marriage = Quinoa (or Blog Post #1000)
This post marks the 1000th posting on this tired old blog and I wanted it to be about something meaningful. It’s hard for me to believe I have sat down …
June 26, 2013
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Month: June 2013
June 26, 2013
Restaurant Closing Time Debate
Some days I have no idea what I am going to blog about which is pretty evident nine times out of ten. Honestly, I am aware that this blog is …
June 25, 2013
Customer Expects Waitress to Clean Up Puke
Thank you to my friend Fran for sending me this ridiculous screenshot of a Facebook status that some entitled parent named Curt wrote. I guess the parent took their kid …
June 24, 2013
Paula Deen Falls From Grace Into a Vat of Oleo
Oh, Paula, you hurt me. You hurt me real bad. Deep down in the bottom of my soul, there is a dried up butter packet that used to be my …
June 22, 2013
I Told the Bartender Everything-and Then Threw Up
Hey, remember when I worked for The Restaurant That Shall Not Be Named? Those were good times I had working with Holly Hobbie, Linda Evans, Porcelain Doll and Lispy Gay. …
June 20, 2013
Old People Like Decaf
Ahh, old people: you can’t live with ’em, you can’t hold a pillow over their face until they silently drift off to a better place. Don’t get me wrong, I …
June 18, 2013
Cosmos and Huffington Post Live
Huffington Post Live lowered their standards this week and asked me to be a guest on one of their live web-cam shows. The topic was about tipping and how it …
June 12, 2013
Restaurant in New York City Bans Tipping
After something shows up in my inbox a few times, I figure it’s time to check it out. Okay, that line sounded like something a two-dollar hooker would say as …
June 11, 2013
Good Date or Bad Date? You Decide
It is clear that the couple at Table 5 is on a first date, maybe a second one. They have come in for drinks which is a good indicator of …
June 10, 2013