How to Get Something (My Book) for Free!
Everybody wants something for free, right? Of course we do. If you need proof, just hop on over to the Olive Garden Facebook page and look at how many people …
January 18, 2016
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January 18, 2016
Naked and Afraid at Waffle House
In an effort to stay the klassiest restaurant in all the land, Waffle House has stepped up its game this year. A woman in Kennesaw, Georgia was recently arrested after …
January 18, 2016
Another Restaurant Rips Apart an Online Reviewer
If 2016 is the year that restaurants are going to epically reply to the online reviews of their customers, I give a warm welcome to this fine, fine year. Once …
January 15, 2016
Jesus Speaks: Bible Pamphlet Tip’s Are Not Cool
By now, we have all seen the latest Jesus Money/tip that has gone viral. Quickly: A 17-year-old waiter in Wichita, Kansas named Garret Wayman got all excited when he saw …
January 14, 2016
Woman Finds Bloody Fingertip in Applebee’s Salad and Still Not Satisfied
If you thought the most disgusting thing you could order at Applebee’s was something called a Riblet Basket, think again, because a woman in Pasa Robles, California got a real …
January 12, 2016
Maybe This Was the Wrong Customer to Yell At
It is 6:15 on New Year’s Eve and I am at work, regretting my schedule and angry that I am not already drinking champagne. The Sauvignon Blanc in the coffee …
January 10, 2016
The Boy Under the Table
My book comes out in a few months and the anticipation is real. (You can click here to preorder it. Seriously, it only costs about ten bucks. You can do …
January 8, 2016
ATTN Customers: Stop Using These Business Cards
As more and more restaurants begin paying their servers a “livable wage,” it seems that the idea of tipping becomes more controversial each day. Every couple of weeks, another restaurant …
January 7, 2016
Say Hello to 2016’s First Horrible Customer
It didn’t take long for 2016 to burp up its first horrible customer of the year, did it? On a Facebook page for a restaurant called Kilroy’s Downtown Indy in …
January 3, 2016