Category: bitchy

This is why people should tip

I think everyone should be a waiter for six months of their lives. It would make the world a much better place, I just know it. Most people have never …
The Bitchy Waiter December 29, 2008
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Read the menu, asswipe

Sometimes people think that when they come into the restaurant they are in their own kitchen and I am their personal chef for the day. No bitch, that is not …
The Bitchy Waiter December 24, 2008
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What is that smell??

Have you ever been in a restaurant enjoying the company of good friends and savoring the taste of food that was made just for you when you are suddenly overcome …
The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2008
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We don’t like children

The restaurant I work in is not for children. I don’t like kids. Cute ones are not any better than ugly ones, they all suck. However, people have in their …
The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2008
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We are not a Starbucks

I have noticed lately that more and more people feel perfectly fine bringing in their own cups of coffee to my restaurant. Do they not get how incredibly rude that …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2008
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Hungry people suck

Not only do I have the joy of serving food in a restaurant, sometimes I get to do it as a cater waiter. The best thing about these gigs is …
The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2008
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Yeah, we don’t have that

So this man came into my place of employment yesterday with his whore wife and their two whore children. They sat at a whore booth and let the kids play …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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You’re a horrible parent

So this lady drags her bratty ass children into the restaurant last week. “We’re from California,” she tells me like I am supposed to be all excited about it. Why …
The Bitchy Waiter December 8, 2008
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