The Bitchy Waiter

Somehow, I seem to have made it my mission to seek out stupid-ass, 1-star Facebook reviews for restaurants and make sure the review is justified. Nine times out of ten, …

Pinocchio was a puppet who had always wanted one thing: to be a real live boy. He was tired of having to use sandpaper to wash his face and the …

When I go out to eat, I am focused on having a good time with the people I am with. I enjoy my food and drinks and if the server …

A few days ago, I wrote about a very awkward blind date that I watched fall apart quicker than a soft corn taco from Chipotle when it’s made by a …