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Woman Hits Waiter With Car to Avoid Check

Public Service Announcement: If someone walks out on one of your checks, do NOT go chase after them and stand in front of their car as they drive away because …
The Bitchy Waiter August 2, 2017
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Man Repeatedly Shares TMI in His Yelp Reviews

You know I loves me some Yelp reviews, especially the 1-star ones where the reviewer has a stupid reason for giving one star. Well, today’s review is slightly different. Pete …
The Bitchy Waiter August 1, 2017
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If We Could Write Yelp Reviews About Our Customers

Since customers can write reviews about us on Yelp all the damn time, I decided to write a review about some of my customers from last week: It was a …
The Bitchy Waiter July 27, 2017
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Woman Doesn’t Understand “No Kids’ Policy

Every restaurant is allowed to determine their own policy regarding how they want to run their business. Once that policy is determined, it is up to customers to decide if …
The Bitchy Waiter July 26, 2017
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Did Gordon Ramsay Really Call This Woman an Old Bag? (He Did)

Everyone in the restaurant industry knows who Gordon Ramsay is. He’s a chef and because his restaurants have like 16 Michelin stars, he can basically say whatever he wants to …
The Bitchy Waiter July 25, 2017
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