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Little Girl Instantly Regrets Going Barefoot in Restaurant

A woman in Moscow, Idaho learned this week what exactly can happen when one lets a toddler run around barefoot in a restaurant. Mary Jo Foney took her 3-year-old Joanie …
The Bitchy Waiter July 21, 2017
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The Definitive Guide to Dealing With Allergies

Last night at work, I was told of a customer who came in earlier this week presenting one of those cards that stated every single thing she was allergic too. …
The Bitchy Waiter July 21, 2017
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Shortest Blog Post Ever

    God doesn’t pay rent.  
The Bitchy Waiter July 19, 2017
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We Open at 11:00. Leave Us Alone Until Then.

Dear Customer Who Wants to Come Into the Restaurant Before We Are Open, Don’t. Our hours are clearly marked in a variety of places. From our website to the sign …
The Bitchy Waiter July 19, 2017
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Wait, Did Family Feud Just Encourage Violence Against Waiters??

Family Feud done pissed me off. When I first saw this video, I thought it was a joke. After all, would someone at a major production company producing an iconic …
The Bitchy Waiter July 18, 2017
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