Happy Birthday, Losers

We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …
The Bitchy Waiter April 15, 2009
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LOST: teeth

Brunch was busy and full of the usual suspects of women and men who had way too many children. Just way too many. I seriously want to chip in and …
The Bitchy Waiter April 14, 2009
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Things to NOT leave at your table

I am moved to write because today some lady threw her baby into a mega-stroller and rolled it into my station. The baby looked like it was a few weeks …
The Bitchy Waiter February 12, 2009
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Ancient Chinese Secret

When you wait tables you have to get used to dealing with annoying, idiotic stupid-ass bitches and douche bags because you are surrounded by these people constantly. Maybe it’s not …
The Bitchy Waiter January 14, 2009
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Revenge is Sweet and Sticky

Perhaps you have noticed in previous posts that I hate children in my restaurant. This applies to anyone under the age of 18 and pretty much anyone over the age …
The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2009
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