The Bitchy Waiter

When I got to work I was told that I would be serving a party of 25 that day. Joy. Rapture. I got it into my head that the people …

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We all know what a “cougar” is. The sexy older women who chases after the younger stud man and calls him her “cub”. I don’t get it, but whatever. This …

We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …