Bitchy Cater Waiter

Although most of my wealth comes from waiting tables, I sometimes earn riches by being a cater waiter too. It’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax. If you’ve ever been …
The Bitchy Waiter May 28, 2009
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Sad Mimosa Lady

When I got to work I was told that I would be serving a party of 25 that day. Joy. Rapture. I got it into my head that the people …
The Bitchy Waiter May 13, 2009
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The menu is your friend

<!–google_ad_client = “pub-9950263112493640”;/* 468×15, created 2/3/10 */google_ad_slot = “7540847711”;google_ad_width = 468;google_ad_height = 15;//–> <script type="text/javascript"src=”http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js”>I want people to read the menu. It’s not hard to read the menu and that …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2009
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I do NOT speak French

Somehow my restaurant got listed in a French guidebook about New York City. Do you know happy it makes me to know that there are scores of rude Parisians who …
The Bitchy Waiter April 17, 2009
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Sexy Cougar Lady

We all know what a “cougar” is. The sexy older women who chases after the younger stud man and calls him her “cub”. I don’t get it, but whatever. This …
The Bitchy Waiter April 16, 2009
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