Author: The Bitchy Waiter

There’s a hot dog place in downtown Chicago called Portillo’s that’s making waves and not because of their famous wieners, but because of the number of roaches they allegedly have …

I do not want your diaper poop. I do not want it near the soup. I do not like the stinky smell. I do not like it, can’t you tell? …

Once upon a time, there was beautiful princess who was the envy of all the land. The only thing more lovely than her her flowing blond hair and perfectly sculpted …

Every week, I get questions about the legality of tip pools. It can be a very confusing practice and I never wanted to give anyone misinformation. That’s why this blog …

The year 2019 is barely three days old, but it’s already the same ol’ dumpster fire that 2018 was. Well, at least that’s the case for a Waffle House in …

It’s New Year’s Eve, that night when all the amateurs come out of the woodwork to binge drink cheap California brut and puke in the new year. I was walking …