Author: The Bitchy Waiter

In case you didn’t know it already, the lemons at restaurants are sometimes disgusting little pieces of fruit. And believe me, I know all about disgusting little fruits. Someone did …

I often complain about children in restaurants, especially babies who incessantly cry. The only one who should be allowed to cry in a restaurant is me and all the crying …

With the holidays sneaking up on us like a customer trying to be all stealthy and slip into our restaurant two minutes before we close, it’s time to think about …

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows what the term “86” means. (Well, almost anyone, but we’ll get to that later.) To “86” an item means that you will …

It’s Thanksgiving and everyone who is reading this has at least one thing to be thankful for. It might be difficult to be thankful when you’re struggling to come up …

  Be on time for your reservation. If a restaurant is going to go to the trouble of holding a table for you, the least you can do is be …