Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Bitchy Waiter Necklaces For Sale

There is some new Bitchy Waiter necklaces up for sale on my Etsy page. Take a peek. See if you like anything. And if you don’t like them, you don’t …
The Bitchy Waiter September 19, 2010
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What Would You Like to Drink?

You know I work in a music venue where everyone is required to have two drinks while there for the performance, right? And most people understand that and are fine …
The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2010
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Have a Coke and a Smile

Coke is the real thing, right? People love their Coca-Cola but every restaurant has to make a choice if they will be serving Coke products or Pepsi products. Most people …
The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2010
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Dear Bitchy Waiter,I am sixteen weeks pregnant and couldn’t be happier. Well, except for one thing…I never realized how rude people really are. I was raised to believe if you …
The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2010
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I ♥ Vegetarians, Part 2

Since I pissed of so many vegetarians a few weeks ago, I thought I would offer this video as an apology. I will be going to dinner tonight at a …
The Bitchy Waiter September 15, 2010
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Patio A Go-Go

Sorry about this re-post, but I am actually out looking for a job today. And since writing this blog does not pay, I have to set my priorities. Of course, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 15, 2010
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Oh, Shit

Fact: someone recently told me that they went into the bathroom of the restaurant they worked at in order to give it the cursory check. When emptying the trash can, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 14, 2010
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Thank You For Being a Friend

One of the best things about working in a restaurant is usually the people you work with. Granted there are always a few folks who you could do without, but …
The Bitchy Waiter September 12, 2010
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Sorry, We’re Out of That

Someone sent me a picture last week (Theresa, maybe? Thank you.) and it jogged my memory of some bitch in my station years ago. Sometimes restaurants run out of things. …
The Bitchy Waiter September 12, 2010
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