When Basketball Players Attack
Being a server is not easy. We all know that. And if you have ever had the (dis)pleasure of working someplace that is always crowded with throngs of people milling …
February 8, 2015
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Year: 2015
February 8, 2015
WHIO in Dayton, Ohio Has a Really Really Bad Idea
Local TV news station, WHIO in Dayton, Ohio is stirring the pot by asking their viewers to contact them if they have ever filed a complaint against a restaurant. Why? …
February 5, 2015
The Most Disgusting Politician in the Country? Yes.
Until a couple of days ago, I had never heard of Thom Tillis. The only Tillis I knew of was that country singer Mel Tillis from the 1970’s who stuttered …
February 5, 2015
Your Sob Story Is No Good Here, Lady
Last week, I wrote about the first of two odd women who came into the restaurant. This is part two: Within a few minutes of Crazy Mashed Potato Lady weeble-wobbling …
February 3, 2015
A Comment on Comments, the Allergy Edition
Every once in a while I throw a photo on the ol’ Facebook wall and then I go on with my day not giving it a second thought until five …
January 29, 2015
What If Waiters Were Like Weather Forecasters?
Well, the great 2015 Blizzard of “epic” and “historic” proportions has come and gone and for those of us in New York City, it was pretty much a non-event. It …
January 27, 2015
The Crazy Mashed Potato Lady
Maybe there was a full moon or maybe some neighborhood insane asylum left the back door open last week because we had a couple of crazy bitches come into the …
January 22, 2015
The Worst Tip on God’s Green Earth
There is no server in the world who wants to get a piece of literature expounding the wonders of Eternal Life with Jesus Christ our Savior, especially when that piece …
January 17, 2015
This Manager Has Officially “Had It”
Anyone who works in a restaurant has to endure the occasional “mandatory meeting” where your manager will gather you all around to discuss the need for arriving to work on …
January 2, 2015