2014 - Page 5 of 14 - The Bitchy Waiter

Pumpkin, Pumpkin Everywhere, It Makes Me Want To Puke

Waiter: Hello and welcome to Autumnal Harvest Dining. My name is Tim and I will be your server tonight. Customer: Hi, Tim, thank you. Waiter: May I start you off …

The Bitchy Waiter September 21, 2014

An Open Letter to the Rude Regular Customer

Dear Rude Regular Customer, Why are you always such a bag of douchieness, sir? I have waited on you so many times over the last four years and I have …

The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2014

The Bitchy Waiter Shoe Giveaway

It’s time for a Bitchy Waiter contest with wonderful extravagant prizes! However, since I don’t have any wonderful extravagant prizes, I am going to give away a brand new …

The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2014

Super Rich and Super Famous Person Stiffs Their Server

It seems that another rich celebrity has done his part to make sure that he stays rich by not giving a tip to his server. According to the well-respected news …

The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2014

The One Thing To Remember While Serving Brunch

Very quickly, I just wanted to remind everyone of the one thing they should always remember while serving brunch. No matter how busy you might get or how annoying your …

The Bitchy Waiter September 14, 2014

Olive Garden Has Crap Breadsticks? Someone Begs To Differ!

Hey everybody, it’s Doreen the Pasta Queen! Bitchy Waiter has asked me again to write because Olive Garden has popped up in the news and he considers me the expert on …

The Bitchy Waiter September 13, 2014

Secret Drinker at Table 16

I’m not one to judge (yes I am) and I certainly don’t disapprove of anyone choosing to drink or to not drink when they are at a restaurant. As a …

The Bitchy Waiter September 11, 2014

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Lover Responds to Criticism

So many of you had a such a reaction to Doreen’s post yesterday about the Never-Ending Pasta Pass that I have asked her to respond. Thank you, Doreen! You are …

The Bitchy Waiter September 10, 2014

How Desperate is Olive Garden? This Desperate:

With the news of Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Pass, I asked a true Olive Garden fanatic to explain how she feels about the whole thing. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome …

The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2014

Year: 2014