Year: 2013

iPhones Are Not Toys

“Hello,” said the lady as she pushed her stroller back into the restaurant about ten minutes after leaving it. “We lost our iPhone, did anyone turn it in?” Her husband …

Sorry, Kevin. I Can’t Work For You.

We in the world of restaurants are used to working varied schedules each week. For many of us, our days off are different each time the schedule is posted and …

Skipping the “Mandatory Meeting”

There is a mandatory meeting at my job today. It is happening at 4:00, an hour before my shift starts. I don’t want to go because in all my days …

Bitchy Waiter Confessional

I have a confession to make. I am not proud of it, but it happened. Since I am about 50% sure that my boss does not read this blog, I …

A Comment on Comments

I wrote a story last week about a family who felt they were slighted at a restaurant because they had a stroller. Maybe they were and maybe they weren’t. The …

Waiter Fired for a Walk-Out. Or Was He?

Thank you to everyone who alerted me to a story that is going down in Myrtle Beach. According to a most excellent website called If You Can’t Afford to Tip, …

The Lamb, The Bitch and the Chambord

The scheduling Gods smiled down on me last week and granted me a Saturday off. When the schedule first appeared, I gave it a cursory glance expecting to see my …