Do Not Ask Your Server This Question
The number one most hated question I ever have to try to find an answer to was asked not once, but twice last night. When I approach a table and …
September 6, 2013
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Year: 2013
September 6, 2013
Three Kids, One Side
Before I write this post I must thank two beings. The first is Emily who alerted me to the most annoying woman in the world and the second is God …
September 5, 2013
How To Enjoy Being in a Party of 25
Having been a waiter since the dawn of time, it is very difficult for me to go into a restaurant and completely enjoy myself. Too often, I am watching to …
September 4, 2013
10 Things My Manager Never Told Me
This summer has been a tough one for this old waiter. Lots of things went down, both planned and non-planned, that required me to take a lot of days off …
September 3, 2013
A Comment on Comments, the Michael Cera Edition
Wow. Yesterday’s post about Michael Cera got a lot of traffic and lots of comments. So many, in fact, that I feel I must write a Comment on Comments piece. …
August 30, 2013
Another Interaction With a Clueless Celebrity
Famous people live by their own set of rules. I don’t believe it’s necessarily because they are all horrible people but because they live in a bubble where people never …
August 29, 2013
Smoking or Non? But It Doesn’t Really Matter.
I get it, Guy at Table 5. You don’t like cigarette smoke, but chill the fuck out. Look, it’s a really nice night outside and seeing that we only have …
August 28, 2013
ATTN: Dallas/Ft. Worth/North Texas servers
A business news reporter with the Dallas Morning News lis ooking to connect with waiters and servers in the Dallas Fort Worth/North Texas area. Her name is Karen Robinson-Jacobs. If …
August 23, 2013
Non-Bitchy Waiter, Rainbows and Unicorns
Very often, people come to this blog or to the Facebook page and they are taken aback by all the negativity and bitching. What I do not understand is why …
August 20, 2013